Ouch! Oooo! He's wearing nothing but a towel! This one is a great improvement over my earlier release, and I made it into an International Male cover!

O the Battle to be Bond. I was originally going to put Adrian Paul next to Pierce Brosnan. I scanned this tuxedo from a mall pamphlet. Without doing that store a discredit, I might hazard to say that it's really not an International Male product at all! However, my Pierce Brosnan shot looked too good. Pierce's head belonged on the suit - it basically didn't look like a spoof! So I cut his head off and put Methos' head on instead, which you can see below!

"MacLeod... Duncan MacLeod. It's a Ching Dynasty vase, marked by the subtle nuances in the depiction of the phoenix counterpointed by the Chinese dragon. Examining the... oops... CRASH!"

Uh, never mind. Peace! Click here for another hilarious spoof of a picture that was once Pierce Brosnan.