About The HIGHLANDER Sword Shopper's Guide

"Don't even think about it! An Immortal needs a good sword. Do you think you'll last in the Game because the sword you bought is cheaper? Do you know anything about the metallurgy, the heat treating? Oh look! It even says MADE IN TAIWAN on the blade. How about that?!"
Look, in more or less words, what Mac is saying is you gotta get yourself a really nice sword. This isn't a game! Hey, believe me. I'm a Watcher. I watch people screw up all the time. Good Immortals. Bad Immortals. One thing in common is that they had a sword that sucked! So please... do yourself a favor!"
"Joe, are you having a bit of a hard time up there? Is everyone dull of hearing? After all the dings and scratches and disillusionment people are finding over their swords, you'd think the mortals would form some sort of Committee or watchdog society against shoddy workmanship!"
"THEY who sold me my mail-order sword did NOT tell me it was made of such poorly heat-treated stainless steel. THEY are without honor. THEY will not die as the Honored Dead. In fact... even I will not die as the Honored Dead using a piece of Patagh like this. I shall throw it away!"

 

An Editor's Welcome

Welcome to a phenomenon. The HSG (The HIGHLANDER Sword Shopper's Guide) started off as a tiny website among many, trying to find its own little corner, helping people to distinguish real Highlander swords from Taiwanese fakes. It's information was ridiculed and scrutinized, and it was a humble start.

Today, it is in its fifth incarnation, and has gained international attention - as well as that of the sword industry. Master swordsmiths, trained sword practitioners, collectors and Highlander fans come to the HSG as an exciting learning and sharing experience. The integrity of unbiased reporting and consumer reports on swords have helped many people to buy smart and to become mini-experts in replica swords themselves!

So what's the Guide about? It's not just about real swords, imitation sword, and art. It's about preserving the magic of Highlander when it first graces our hearts. It's so easily spoiled by unscrupulous people who put fake Highlander products out there. They use nice pictures, sometimes, to mislead you, and when you get the final product, it's not even close. I was burned once, and vowed not to allow this to happen to other fellow fans.

The HSG is not just about swords. The hilarous pictures you'll find here are "spoofed" - you'll find never-before-seen pictures. "Is that Adrian Paul in a boxing match with Mike Tyson?!" "Duncan MacLeod with a lightsaber with Darth Vader?" And things you'll never see anywhere else - your favorite actors in swimwear!

Please feel free to e-mail me at hsg@angelic.org but post any questions regarding swords and purchases on our Sword Forum where sword collectors, sword makers and Highlander fans like you - who also love swords the way you do! There are no stupid questions whatsoever!

If you're looking for a catalog, sorry - we don't sell anything, and we don't make money off this website - that is how we keep our objectivity. We are, after all, a fan-made site and not a commercial site.

If you want to snail-mail us anything, our address is:

    The HIGHLANDER Sword Shopper's Guide
    2713 N Belt Highway
    Suite 2910
    St. Joseph, MO. 64506
Enjoy the experience. You're about to embark upon a journey of exciting learning and hilarity. God bless!


Editor,
The HIGHLANDER Sword Shopper's Guide
 

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